Thursday, January 19, 2017

GAK!

"GAK!"
I drew Sherlock.
This is the part where you look impressed.


















Thank you.

Now.  Critical Me.


Alcatraz vs. The Evil Librarians, Book Five.  The Dark Talent.

"GAK!"
For you who have not read the other four Alcatraz vs. The Evil Librarians, you may as well stop reading now and go pout in a corner like a respectable human being.
For you faithful Alcatraz readers, with a heavy heart I bring you the last book.
I loved it.
Humor; still fantastic.  Twas kept more under control then the last few books.  Had me laughing till I cried and couldn't breathe, and Mom had to come down stairs to ask if I was okay.
Characters, still as attached as ever.  Even more so now.
Plot was scattered and gapy, but he made up for it with his characters and humor and emotion.  I was a little disappointing about the shortness of it and lack of scenes with my favorite characters, but that's just a fan-girl being picky choosy.
I hear the ending drove most people to hating this book.
Well guess what kids.
You decided to read Alcatraz.  He warned you of the fate, in every single book.
If you were expecting a light-hearted ending, why did you keep reading?
Alcatraz, you made me proud.  I salute you. 
Also, I'm Kaz.  
Only you who know Kaz and I really well would understand.  Do the math.

Guys, go back to the post before this.  Do it.  I really want to see who can name ALL my childhood movies.  The prize awaits you.  Seriously, people.

4 comments:

  1. Oh Mommy that means I'll have to look at ALL the pik-chus in the last post and I don't like to see people hurted. I know you will undewstand, Mommy. Thankew!

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  2. Aah, that's alright dear, Mummy understands.

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    1. Your portraits impress me. Those skills can be useful (including with communicating).
      Thankyoud.e.p.fromjess

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