Sherlock and Family and Such...

Happy new year!...I suppose.  Are new years all that happy?  Exciting maybe...Or not.  Sorry to be negative, I had a fine new years day at my friends house sledding and shoving snow down our shirts.  And after all that 'holiday cheer' and candy and 'Christmas spirit and love and joy and family,' it's time to open up the text books and get right back in to life like a thwap in the face.  Harsh.
So to begin, here's a review on the New Sherlock episode:  I hated it.  I sat there in agony every stinking second.  It's no use closing your eyes in films like that when just what your trying to avoid has a creepy catch phrase that's ringing in your head like nausea.  But other then me hating it, it was lovely.
Review on the latest Doctor Who:  It was wonderful.  And I don't think I can say much more then that because I wouldn't want to give spoilers (hint hint...Only you whovians would understand.)
I think it's right time you meet my family.  There's kind of a lot, but hang in there.
Marry Poppins is the oldest.  Shes practical and perfect in every way.  She loves to burst out in song at times, but I suppose that's what you do in musicals.  She's talented, pretty cleaver, and her English is so stinking perfect its terrible.
Dory is a fish.  Sometimes.  Shes also practical and cleaver, but sometimes can't remember things.  Although, in her words, "When the topics not important, why remember it?"  She's very smart and mathematical, and can salve a rubic's cube before you can say, "figure it out."
Batman is the oldest of my brothers.  Hes dashing, strong, and only works in black.  When life gets you down, Batman's there to do something completely insane and make you laugh.  Although there are times you want to smack him for reminding us for the 2,000th time that he's Batman, when I feel like being adventurous, I'm not alone!
Hobbs is a stuffed tiger.  He's jolly, contagious, and ready to pounce on you.  He's the type that will tell a joke that's not that funny, and then he'll laugh and roll on the floor flailing his arms, and after that you can't help but laugh.  He's kind, hugable, and loveable.  He's also Calvin's faithful tiger.
Calvin....I don't know where to start.  You wouldn't either if you met him.  Being second to the youngest doesn't bother him.  He's the boss of us any way.  He's energetic, talkative, competitive and one of his favorite things to do is check out his muscles in the refection of the TV screen.  His muscles, that actually should be smaller for a guy his age.  He's adventurous and faithful, especially to his best friend, Hobbs.
Boofer is the youngest.  She has quite the extensive vocabulary.  She can say things like, 'Bath,' 'water,' 'Mamma' and, 'AAAAAAAAAH!!!'  She favorite things are luxury's like being held, taking baths, eating, and having her attire changed by a servant about twice a day.
Mom is my Mom.  She keeps busy, but not too busy to spend time with us.  Shes absolutely gorgeous and does those usual Mom-ish things like the dishes and cleaning.  She also our teacher.  And not just how to use the toilet and blow our noses, but school too.
Dad is my Dad.  My mentor, and the one who told me how to become a Christian.  He's strong, handsome, friendly, and has a great sense of hummer.  He's one of the few people that can make me laugh so hard you think you'll die.
I'd tell you all about my fantastic pets and all, but I'll have to save that for another time.  You might not hear the end of it.