My Name is Doctor Elemis Pott

Hello!  My Name is Doctor Elemis Pott.  You must be the reader.  Well, I've never had a blog before but we'll see how it goes.  Have a seat, make your self comfortable.  Oh, and here's a cup of tea.
*Hands you a cup of coffee*
Well let me see.  There are some things you should be warned about before being a reader on this blog.  You would't just pop your head into a blue box with a mad man driving it would you?  Not unless you knew that mad man was an alien time lord who's saved the world a few million times, then you would probably jump into the box and beg the man to take you with him.
So here's a little about me. When first seeing me you might think, "Oh lookie, a short person.  Boy, she talks a lot."  Sort of like when we see a man driving a blue box, you might think he's mad.  You'd be right.  I'm a short, green-food-hating, sugar-loving, coffee-drinking, fiddle-playing, actress-writer-fan-girl with a large family that consists of some more green-food-hating sugar-loving coffee-drinking people.
What to expect when reading this blog:  Run on sentences.  I have bad grammar and spelling.  And I'm not just being polite.  If you can't stand the sight of missuses English and shameful spelling, read this blog with MAJOR patients.  Poems.  I write lots of them.  perhaps a comic or two.  I'm a cartoonist.  And as indicated in the fist section of this post, plenty of fan-girling and movie/book reports.  
What to not expect when reading this blog:  A cup of tea.  Coffee is what you'll get.  And every now and then a 'swamp water' which is a mix between every kind of soda.  Its delicious, try it.