First things first, I got a hot date. His name is Jude Du Dude.
I haven't had a date in like, three years! I'm so totally excited!
Also, I just watched the new Barbie movie, the Hobbit, so here's a movie review for you:
I thought it was pretty great! Not much different any other Barbie movie, but very good. And Lego Laus almost looked real! Wow, they have gotten much better with their animation. On a scale from 1 to 10, I would give the Hobbit a high five.
My cousin, Most Wanted, just got a boyfriend too!
Oh, and I also watched Frozen 2, I'm sure you all have! Here's a movie review any way:
I thought it was not as good as the first. I especially didn't like the flying cheese puffs. Those were really cheesy........
I thought it had a great message about how to be good and kind, but I wasn't very sad when Olaf died. On a scale from 1 to 10, I'd give Frozen a .046
Here's a poem about the importance of life and love:
Happiness is good,
It's pretty blasted great,
Sorta like that pizza,
I bought last night, and ate.
But sometimes I'm not happy,
When people tell me "No"
In fact, I'm so unhappy, I dunk my head in snow.
I just thought that might be nice to know.
I'm in a play called Romeo and Juliet. I play Rock #5. I'm pretty excited, and it's almost show time! Please come to my performance, it's on December 39th, at the Sidney Opera House. $54 dollars per person, but dogs are free. PLEASE COME!!!!
You may be thinking that I'm board and don't have a life. Well you're wrong. It's April Fools......Okay so maybe I am board and don't have a life....But still. Oh, never mind.
Haha! Love you too!! Yes, I love your hot date and I think you should marry him :) PS you know that April Fools is tomorrow not today!! :)
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Oh yah, so for the performance we can just dress up as dogs then we'll get in free...right?!?!!
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ReplyDeleteWow doc! A lot has happened in your life since I last saw you!
But guess what! I went to Hawaii on Saturday (My 24th birthday), and when I got back on Wednesday three days ago, I got to sing the lead role in an opera, and everyone loved my performance so much, they decided to make me Queen of the entire USA! My coronation's tomorrow. You should come. I might even make you my most trusted adviser.
I really enjoyed this post. I've been waiting since next year when I was younger for you to write another post like this. I loved the news Barbie movie. On a scale of 1-10 I give it an A.
ReplyDeleteWow rock #5? That's a huge role. I'll have to come see it :D That was a great post and made me laugh. And don't worry, I'm bored as well and don't have a life either. So... yea.
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Sincerely,
The College Chairman of Important College Things
Dearest Dr. Elemis,
ReplyDeleteYou really scored on that date there! I too have found someone who is now very dear to me, his name is Stephanious Capolionis Elmazo Washington the
XXIIVII-th. We met- oh, roughly 45 minutes ago. He is a boxer from Romania and he's only 190,284,684,783 years old! Not bad, wouldn't you say? Oh and Btw, he is a 65 foot Parakeet. Like I said! Love of my life!
Squimp: I totally ship you two off forever. You were made for each other.
ReplyDeleteMegan: Thank you! If my blog ever had a purpose, it would solely be for laughs.
Emma: You and me both sister!!
Cap: You have a great rating system!
ME: OOOOOooooooooh. That's what you meant. I was a little confused about what you were talking about today. Congrats! I think I'll enjoy being your side kick.
MW: You can tell I'm a match maker. Yes, don't worry, I'll marry him. Well, people dressed up like dogs costs an extra $50. Sorry. Policy.
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