Hello everyone, hope you had a great Thanksgiving! I know I did!
First things first, I got a hot date. His name is Jude Du Dude.
I haven't had a date in like, three years! I'm so totally excited!
Also, I just watched the new Barbie movie, the Hobbit, so here's a movie review for you:
I thought it was pretty great! Not much different any other Barbie movie, but very good. And Lego Laus almost looked real! Wow, they have gotten much better with their animation. On a scale from 1 to 10, I would give the Hobbit a high five.
My cousin, Most Wanted, just got a boyfriend too!
Oh, and I also watched Frozen 2, I'm sure you all have! Here's a movie review any way:
I thought it was not as good as the first. I especially didn't like the flying cheese puffs. Those were really cheesy........
I thought it had a great message about how to be good and kind, but I wasn't very sad when Olaf died. On a scale from 1 to 10, I'd give Frozen a .046
Here's a poem about the importance of life and love:
Happiness is good,
It's pretty blasted great,
Sorta like that pizza,
I bought last night, and ate.
But sometimes I'm not happy,
When people tell me "No"
In fact, I'm so unhappy, I dunk my head in snow.
I just thought that might be nice to know.
I'm in a play called Romeo and Juliet. I play Rock #5. I'm pretty excited, and it's almost show time! Please come to my performance, it's on December 39th, at the Sidney Opera House. $54 dollars per person, but dogs are free. PLEASE COME!!!!
You may be thinking that I'm board and don't have a life. Well you're wrong. It's April Fools......Okay so maybe I am board and don't have a life....But still. Oh, never mind.
Thursday, March 31, 2016
Sunday, March 27, 2016
Divergent Vs. the Lego Movie
I suppose I'll get hate mail for this. Oh well. Just think of this post as merely a not very good matter of opinion form a very reliable scientific source.
I watched two movies last year that were very similar in very different ways. The Lego Movie and Divergent. And when I say Divergent, I'm adding the sequel, Insurgent too.
The Lego Movie is about a not-very-special Lego construction man who lives in an organized city. The world was over run by the evil Lord Business, who separated everyone in to certain groups and is trying to freeze the world and destroy all master builders.
Divergent is about a lot-very-special girl who lives in an organized city. The world was over run by the evil Whats-Her-Face, who has separated the everyone into certain groups and is trying to destroy all the divergents.
In the Lego Movie, Emit finds out that he's the special and also a master builder. He meets many friends, and undergoes a complicated but absolutely adorable romance. He is in love with Wild Style, but she is dating Batman.
In Divergent, Tris finds out that she's the special because she's a divergent. She meets many friends, and undergoes a romance.....Nothing complicated. Not adorable. Although, I fast forwarded most of the romance scenes in the movie any way.
In the Lego Movie, Emit is captured by the evil Lord Business, and his mentor dies. It is then that Emit realizes he's not actually the special. He's just a normal un-special guy.
In Divergent, Tris is captured and her mentor doesn't die because she doesn't have a mentor. She's still special, although she doesn't think she's special because she's special, or different, just like all the other different special people. But apparently even more special then them because she's the one the evil Whats-Her-Face wants her evil experiment. So she feels un-special because she's too special....
In the Lego Movie, Emit still know's he's not the chosen special, but that's okay. He saves the world, along with all the other non-special people like him self. He realizes that everyone is special, and we can all make changes in the world. "Because you are the special," He says to President Business. The world is restored.
In Divergent, Tris realizes she's the most special epic person in the world, so her self confidence is restored. Yay. She tell the evil What's-Her-Face, "We're not the problem, we're the solution!" So the world is sort-of restored, and Tris learned a valuable lesson: that she's better then everyone.
These movies you might find very different at first, but the stories are almost the same. Only in the Lego movie, I felt good about my self at the end. In Divergent, I felt very un-special and decided if I lived in that world then I would probably be put in the hippy asylum and bake bread the rest of life. Because no one's as good as Tris.
I thought the characters in the Lego movie were real even though they were plastic.
But the characters in Divergent were very fake to me. They were just too perfect. Don't get me too wrong, there were some parts in Divergent I liked. I liked the music.
If I had too chose between these two movies to tell you that you were special, I would give you the Lego Movie in a heart beet.
But this is just my opinion on the the matter. Divergent might have deep meaning that I just missed some how, and I don't remember much of the one time I did watch the movies, and I've never read the books. I'm definitely not an expert on this.
I watched two movies last year that were very similar in very different ways. The Lego Movie and Divergent. And when I say Divergent, I'm adding the sequel, Insurgent too.
The Lego Movie is about a not-very-special Lego construction man who lives in an organized city. The world was over run by the evil Lord Business, who separated everyone in to certain groups and is trying to freeze the world and destroy all master builders.
Divergent is about a lot-very-special girl who lives in an organized city. The world was over run by the evil Whats-Her-Face, who has separated the everyone into certain groups and is trying to destroy all the divergents.
In the Lego Movie, Emit finds out that he's the special and also a master builder. He meets many friends, and undergoes a complicated but absolutely adorable romance. He is in love with Wild Style, but she is dating Batman.
In Divergent, Tris finds out that she's the special because she's a divergent. She meets many friends, and undergoes a romance.....Nothing complicated. Not adorable. Although, I fast forwarded most of the romance scenes in the movie any way.
In the Lego Movie, Emit is captured by the evil Lord Business, and his mentor dies. It is then that Emit realizes he's not actually the special. He's just a normal un-special guy.
In Divergent, Tris is captured and her mentor doesn't die because she doesn't have a mentor. She's still special, although she doesn't think she's special because she's special, or different, just like all the other different special people. But apparently even more special then them because she's the one the evil Whats-Her-Face wants her evil experiment. So she feels un-special because she's too special....
In the Lego Movie, Emit still know's he's not the chosen special, but that's okay. He saves the world, along with all the other non-special people like him self. He realizes that everyone is special, and we can all make changes in the world. "Because you are the special," He says to President Business. The world is restored.
In Divergent, Tris realizes she's the most special epic person in the world, so her self confidence is restored. Yay. She tell the evil What's-Her-Face, "We're not the problem, we're the solution!" So the world is sort-of restored, and Tris learned a valuable lesson: that she's better then everyone.
These movies you might find very different at first, but the stories are almost the same. Only in the Lego movie, I felt good about my self at the end. In Divergent, I felt very un-special and decided if I lived in that world then I would probably be put in the hippy asylum and bake bread the rest of life. Because no one's as good as Tris.
I thought the characters in the Lego movie were real even though they were plastic.
But the characters in Divergent were very fake to me. They were just too perfect. Don't get me too wrong, there were some parts in Divergent I liked. I liked the music.
If I had too chose between these two movies to tell you that you were special, I would give you the Lego Movie in a heart beet.
But this is just my opinion on the the matter. Divergent might have deep meaning that I just missed some how, and I don't remember much of the one time I did watch the movies, and I've never read the books. I'm definitely not an expert on this.
Monday, March 21, 2016
Not a Valentines Day Post
I decided that this post did not fit well with the Valentines day season, because today's post is a bit romantic. And ever time this holiday rolls around, I'm reminded that Valentines is NOT about romance, but that's the way our stinking culture made it out to be. So this is NOT a Valentines day post.
I'm not romantic myself. Chick-flicks have never been my thing. I don't care for boys, seems like there friendships are built on teasing and who's stronger then who. And I thought I never knew what true love was until I met....Him! His name is Puddleglum. I fell into a burning ring of fire. He's a skinny, long nosed, webbed footed, Marshwiggle, created by C.S Lewis. I know we could never be together, because he's too old for me and he's not a very likable fella. Everyone would think I'm weird. Plus, he doesn't exist.
In my opinion, there are two kinds of crushes. #1: The perfect crush. They're dashing. Kind. Wonderful. And it just so happens that everyone thinks that you're perfect for each other.
#2: The not-at-all-perfect crush. Weird. Un-holly. Smelly. Ugly. And the worst part is, you like this one better then the perfect crush.
That's me with Puddleglum. I hope you reading this can sympathize. Except you, Dory. You have no feelings.
Here's a comic for you:
Saturday, March 12, 2016
20 Questions for Dr. Elemis Pott: Guest post by MW
Although my cousin, MW (Most Wanted) has known me sense the beginning, here's a guest post from her with 20 questions for me. Here's for ye who don't know me, or you do but you'd like to test 'how well you know your doctor.'
1: What's your favorite color?
I'm not racist. White and black were created equal. Seagull's are white, crows are black, but they're both screeching, trash picking, pecking, annoying little monsters.
2. What's your favorite Disney movie?
There's a reason my cousin was named 'Most Wanted.' One reason is she murders people by asking them painful questions.
My top favorites would be: Up, Incredible's, Cars, Tory Story 3, and Monsters Inc. The oldies.
3. What's your favorite subject in school?
When you say subject, I think of conversation. And when ever the topic turns to any schooly things, my mind wanders, unless I can complain about it. So I'd say that my favorite subject in school is arguing against it.
4. What's your favorite holiday?
Christmas as a 7 year old. And single awareness day.
5. What's your favorite drink?
Hahahahahaha! Good one!
6. What's your favorite fast food place?
Chick-fill-a.
7. What's your favorite restaurant?
Chick-fill-a.
8. What's your favorite place to go?
Usually when I go, I like to do it in a clean bathroom rather then behind some bush. But when I'm feeling adventurous, I do it in the wilderness.
9. What's your favorite cartoon?
Probably Charley Brown.
10. What's your favorite book?
The Hobbit and the Silver Chair I would say are my top favorites.
11. What's your favorite cereal?
Pancakes.
12. Which vegetable do you hate the most?
The ones that look like gummy bears...But aren't.
13. What do you want to be when you grow up?
OH MY SQUASH!!! Thank you SO MUCH for not asking which college I'm going to!!!
Well, if I were still my 5 year old self then I would say, "An Indian or a trash lady." All I have planed right now is what I'm doing next week.
I'd like to be a better Doctor Elemis Pott when I grow up.
14. Who is your biggest hero?
Jesus. Maybe we're not in Sunday school right now, but I can't think of a bigger one.
15. Sky diving or bungy jumping?
I would have said sky diving...But Marry Poppins informed me that beginners have to have a guy strapped to your back when you do it. I don't like having weird strangers breathing down my neck while I'm trying to enjoy nature.
Bungy jumping.
16. Skirt or jeans?
Jeans. Non skinny. Non fat.
17. Apple or Android?
What's an Android? I've never tried one, but when I do I'll tell you.
18. If you had to eat one food for a year, what would it be?
Ha! I've already done it. Pizza.
19. If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Give it away.
20. If you could go on vacation any where, where would it be?
Ooooooooh, I get it. You're already trying to plan our graduation trip aren't you? I don't know enough of the world to pick the perfect place.
I've always wanted to go to Rivendel. What do you say?
1: What's your favorite color?
I'm not racist. White and black were created equal. Seagull's are white, crows are black, but they're both screeching, trash picking, pecking, annoying little monsters.
2. What's your favorite Disney movie?
There's a reason my cousin was named 'Most Wanted.' One reason is she murders people by asking them painful questions.
My top favorites would be: Up, Incredible's, Cars, Tory Story 3, and Monsters Inc. The oldies.
3. What's your favorite subject in school?
When you say subject, I think of conversation. And when ever the topic turns to any schooly things, my mind wanders, unless I can complain about it. So I'd say that my favorite subject in school is arguing against it.
4. What's your favorite holiday?
Christmas as a 7 year old. And single awareness day.
5. What's your favorite drink?
Hahahahahaha! Good one!
6. What's your favorite fast food place?
Chick-fill-a.
7. What's your favorite restaurant?
Chick-fill-a.
8. What's your favorite place to go?
Usually when I go, I like to do it in a clean bathroom rather then behind some bush. But when I'm feeling adventurous, I do it in the wilderness.
9. What's your favorite cartoon?
Probably Charley Brown.
10. What's your favorite book?
The Hobbit and the Silver Chair I would say are my top favorites.
11. What's your favorite cereal?
Pancakes.
12. Which vegetable do you hate the most?
The ones that look like gummy bears...But aren't.
13. What do you want to be when you grow up?
OH MY SQUASH!!! Thank you SO MUCH for not asking which college I'm going to!!!
Well, if I were still my 5 year old self then I would say, "An Indian or a trash lady." All I have planed right now is what I'm doing next week.
I'd like to be a better Doctor Elemis Pott when I grow up.
14. Who is your biggest hero?
Jesus. Maybe we're not in Sunday school right now, but I can't think of a bigger one.
15. Sky diving or bungy jumping?
I would have said sky diving...But Marry Poppins informed me that beginners have to have a guy strapped to your back when you do it. I don't like having weird strangers breathing down my neck while I'm trying to enjoy nature.
Bungy jumping.
16. Skirt or jeans?
Jeans. Non skinny. Non fat.
17. Apple or Android?
What's an Android? I've never tried one, but when I do I'll tell you.
18. If you had to eat one food for a year, what would it be?
Ha! I've already done it. Pizza.
19. If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Give it away.
20. If you could go on vacation any where, where would it be?
Ooooooooh, I get it. You're already trying to plan our graduation trip aren't you? I don't know enough of the world to pick the perfect place.
I've always wanted to go to Rivendel. What do you say?
Sunday, March 6, 2016
Character Game: Guest Post by Chocolate Milk Girl/ Movie Review on the Good Dinosaur
Before we begin, here's a movie review on the Good Dinosaur:
Much better then I thought it would be. Reminded me of Ice Age. Based on the previews I thought it would be a cliche 'little kid' movie, but it was actually very well done. Although, I wouldn't call it the most family friendly movie ever. There were several gruesome parts and even some gruesome dialogue that I would have muted for Calvin if I had seen it before him. They definitely broke several rules for a kids movie, including the ending which had me and Calvin balling. (We have this terrible allergy to sad movies, runny nose, clogged up throat, watery eyes, it's no fun). Dory and Hobbs didn't seem to be as effected...
Pixar does a good job with it's sad endings, like Monsters Inc, Toy Story 3 and Up, and I would add this movie to the list.
On a scale from 1 to 10 I would give the Good Dinosaur an 8, and I would suggest watching it.
And finally, here's a guest post from my OYAN (one year adventure novel) friend, Chocolate Milk Girl. Although I wasn't there to witness the event, I was told she was given this name at the Adventure Novel camp with my older siblings, because she was graciously offered chocolate milk without the cup. Meaning, The milk was in the cup, until it was offered to her. Enough said.
Much better then I thought it would be. Reminded me of Ice Age. Based on the previews I thought it would be a cliche 'little kid' movie, but it was actually very well done. Although, I wouldn't call it the most family friendly movie ever. There were several gruesome parts and even some gruesome dialogue that I would have muted for Calvin if I had seen it before him. They definitely broke several rules for a kids movie, including the ending which had me and Calvin balling. (We have this terrible allergy to sad movies, runny nose, clogged up throat, watery eyes, it's no fun). Dory and Hobbs didn't seem to be as effected...
Pixar does a good job with it's sad endings, like Monsters Inc, Toy Story 3 and Up, and I would add this movie to the list.
On a scale from 1 to 10 I would give the Good Dinosaur an 8, and I would suggest watching it.
And finally, here's a guest post from my OYAN (one year adventure novel) friend, Chocolate Milk Girl. Although I wasn't there to witness the event, I was told she was given this name at the Adventure Novel camp with my older siblings, because she was graciously offered chocolate milk without the cup. Meaning, The milk was in the cup, until it was offered to her. Enough said.
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