Thursday, August 10, 2017

At Last



At Last 

The ground is gone,
So why look down?
We wither away,
But why do we frown?

This is the end.
So why don't we sing?
Music is life,
But it's life that we cling.

The world is fading,
We're fading fast.
I see it in your eyes, 
It's over at last.

But why do you cry,
As if we failed?
Come to the boat,
Together we'll sail.

Tonight we die,
So get up and dance.
Pick up your music,
This is our last chance.

Then sit down beside me,
Under the stars.
We'll raise up our coffee,
For the horizon's not far.



I think I'm quite ready for another adventure
-Bilbo 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HHnCQModx8
(Stones under Rushing Water; Neetobreathe).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fngvQS_PmQ
(I See Fire; Ed Sheeran) 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shdiTRxTJb4 
(Into the West; Lord of the Rings, Return of the King) 

Friday, August 4, 2017

Addings and Endings

First thing in the morning; I attack my journal.
I need to scribble everything down, all my anger and anxiety and embarrassment and worry.  I'm afraid.  I'm afraid because I'm too stupid for the world, because I'm too short and homely, because my future is a big blank peace of paper, because I'm not good enough or smart enough or pretty enough to survive in the acting world.
I write faster and faster, I'm on a roll, and just then I flip my journal over and I hit the back cover.  Right in mid sentence, my pen hovers over the dead end.  I didn't realize that that was the last page of my journal.
You may wonder why this is such a catastrophe.  Well, imagine that you're driving to Chick-fill-a and your starving and you see the sign in the distance and your so pumped for a chicken sandwich, just to get there and realize that it's Sunday.
Not only did my journal just while I was on a roll, but it also gave me a very lame ending.  Even if the middle of my journals are dirt, if it has a lovely opening and a lovely closing, then I feel satisfied before I tuck it away with the other Chronicles of my life.  But no.  This was the worst way to end a journal.  No redemption.  No hopeful comment.  Just some dumb rambling and complaining over some meaningless things.
I toss the journal and go scrounging about my basement like a scrappy ally cat, looking for a notebook.
I'm so angry at myself for not anticipating the journals end.  I was so busy worrying that I didn't bother to look ahead.

I think I got a glimpse of death.  No, no, I don't care that much about my journals, but isn't this kinda like how death works?

I recently watched the movie 'A Beautiful Mind' and one part in particular stuck with me.  When John is sitting there, and he asks what is there to do with his life.  And his wife answers that you can find anything to do, just add meaning.

When I come to the end of my journal, my life, I don't want to be worrying and complaining about all the things I listed above.
I have hands for writing.  Eye's for art.  A voice for people.
When people ask me what my dream car is, I reply, "Anything as long as it's simple, it takes me places, and has it's own weird look so I can find it in a parking lot."  Only recently have I figured out that I was describing me.
Careers.  Colleges.  Jobs.  Dreams.  Goals.  Hopes.  Adulting.  These things are kind of like the dream car I was talking about.  Passions, goals, they're your Tardis.  Your suit case.  You don't go anywhere without them.  But what's the point of a suit case if it's empty?  Because, friends, our journals are coming up on their last pages and we don't realize it.










Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Humans Crack Me Up

I go to the zoo.  My friends and I discuss pranks we should play on the zookeepers.  We come up with a brilliant plan to waltz up to a zoo keeper and humbly and modestly inform her that the monkeys are naked.  We think this is hilarious and I volunteer for the job.
Giggling and pulling out their phones to take videos, my friends nudge me and motion to the employee slumped against the wall of the monkey exhibit.  I nod and give them the okay, creeping over to the young lady in a theatrically nervous, slightly embarrassed manner.
I cough, "Um, excuse me, but-um...The monkey's are naked."
Employee stares at me, expression as blank as her glasses.  "You think your funny?"
Darn.  She's one of those people.
"Heh," I shrug, continuing the act, "Just didn't know if-you know-that was a problem or not..."
Now she's showing some expression.  I should wrap it up before I get strangled.

Two hours later my friend comes up to me and dares me to start dancing in front of the crowed to win a free funnel cake.  So I do.  Of course.  (If you'd like to call it dancing).
And the man at the snack bar gives us a free funnel cake....
And I'm like,


How am I supposed to learn my learn my lessons? 
Humans crack me up.  I love seeing their reactions to things.  Analyzing their characters.  One of my favorite things to do is watch people.  Which is terribly rude and creepy and socially unacceptable and I wouldn't suggest it.  But really, people are fascinating.  
I thought I was good at people's characters.  I write them out like maps, like equations in my head, and then they do things completely unexpected, and I erase all my notes and wonder what I did wrong.  People are kind of like science, I'm bad at it. 

I've done a lot of dumb things this year.  It's been quite entertaining.  I mean, I don't have Netflix.  I have to actually physically entertain myself.
Ooh, ooh, how about this one:

Me:  "Hey Mom, you can drop me off at the cafe, I'll just walk to the library for filming."
Mom:  "You sure?  You wont have much time."
Me:  "Pffff, sure I have time!  It's right across the street!"
😐
Well.  After a lovely cup of coffee and chat with the employees and a mad rush to memorize lines, I look at my watch and realize I'm already late.  I rush out the door, a lovely neon green sign in front of me that says, 'Library' with a little stick figure reading a book.  And I walk left...
I eventually come back to my senses (or, what ever sense I am capable to attain), cursing myself and looking for a rock to smash my head on.
People laugh when I tell them that my natural humanly sense of navigation is broken.  Then I tell them this story and they stop laughing.

Then there was the time I was volunteering at a concert at a booth selling band swag, whom for the moment I had to pretend I liked.  After the concert, I start stacking chairs.  No, volunteering and stacking chairs does not mean I am a virtuous person.  But I suppose you've already gathered that.
The fancy car pulls up beside us as we work, containing two men with lovely hair, stern expressions and sunglasses.
"That's them!  Form the concert!" My friends exclaim, taking turns peeking over the chair stacks to take a look at the celebrities.  "Ha!" Say's me, in all my jealousy and arrogance, "They think they're so cool!  They're rich they can afford a fancy car with fancy sunglasses and phones and black jackets just so they can look like super undercover spy dudes!  Look them!  Just to impress the chicks!  Ha!  I bet they-"
That's when I shut up.  Oh, I would have continued.  I was pumped.  Until I realize that during my entire sass rage, their window was rolled down...

Yes, I've been pretty top notch stupid this year.  Then there was that time my friend and I dressed up in fluffy princess dresses and flounced around Walmart...I'm not even going to go into that.  Perhaps another day in the Adventures of Dr. Elemis Pott and How She Entertains Herself.  Within the last few days I've managed to accidentally walk down the men's hall, wonder why a friend hadn't arrived after I already greeted them and they stood not a foot away from me, almost get clobbered if not for someone shoving me back in line, (this is all within three minutes of a day mind you) run into Captain America and spill coffee all over her, forget three pages of a script and an entire scene I was supposed to perform that day, I forgot my pants, (not even kidding) forgot my watch, my food, my age, and I chugged almost an entire bowl of orange punch, straight from the bowl.  And that's only within a few days.  Oh but there's more.
On fourth of July I set my backyard on fire, and hours later, set off illegal fire works.  The cops showed up.  But all that wasn't entirely my fault.  Then I proceeded to sing classic patriotic songs around the camp fire.  Like, "You'll Be Back" from Hamilton, and "Taylor the Latte Boy."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdxLohjwhoQ
(You'll Be Back.  A song written in the POV of Kind George as a 'Love' Song to America).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXS0nEOx_20
(Taylor the Latte Boy....yeah..)

Oooooh and so much more.  If I had time and energy and no life then I could continue.  It would never end.  Which makes me sad because I know I'm forgetting something juicy that will torment me for not writing about.  But it's a burden that children like me have to bare.







Thursday, July 20, 2017

Make it A Story Challenge: By MMC (My Mutant Cousin)



No, my cousin is not mutant.  On the contrary she is quite normal (in a good sense), peaceful, beautiful, loving, and wise.  Which makes her hidden ninja side even scarier....

Thank you so much for your incredible stories MMC!  (And sorry.  I'll come up with a better nick name for you...)

If you don't know what the Make it a Story Challenge is, go back a four blog posts and read about how it works.  I'd love to hear your stories!


Monster Stories, by MMC


Cory carried monsters.
He held his green-and-orange backpack in front of him, trying to rush out the door before his parents could notice that it was wiggling. Snap – or Sneak – let out a muffled growl.
“Cory? Did you need that waiver today?”
Cory leaned his head back into the house. “Augh-awhat?” he yelled, to cover the sound of another growl.
“For the natural history museum,” his mom replied patiently.
“Nope Mom it’s oooooo-kay!” Cory called, stifling a yelp as a sharp tail poked him through the backpack. “I’ll just get it in tomorrow!”
“Your trip is today.”
“That’s-fine-actually-Dad-got-it-bye!”
Cory ran out of the house. On the bus, he forged a signature onto the waiver.
While the noisy class sat in the dark space section of the museum, Cory snuck away to the “Prehistoric Oceans” display. He knelt and peeked under the display platform.
Yellow eyes winked at him.
Cory opened his backpack. Snap and Squeak untangled themselves, and stared up with the same yellow eyes.
Cory hugged them, bristly scales and all, then pushed them under the display. Happy squeals came from under the platform. He thought he could recognize Sneak’s.
He turned to go. His face felt hot, and his eyes filled with tears.
A tall green monster stopped him, and held out a hand.
Cory shook it.



Lyssa searched for monsters.
The lone lantern on the bow of her gondola gave weak light to the canal. She gave a clumsy stoke with her oar, and warm water splashed her bare arms. Her purple dress might be wet too, soon.
Uppity restaurants lined the canal, outdoor porches and tables twinkling with lights. Businesspeople chatted and sipped wine. But here in the middle of the canal, the music and chatter dimmed.
Lyssa should be back at the legal party, smiling, chatting, making connections in her new career. Only children believed in monsters.
She paddled slowly to the canal light where two waterways intersected. No one else was out here – no humans, at least.
She had been chatting with a young lawyer at the party, leaning on a rail by the water. He had complimented her work on the last case, and she had looked down, pleased but embarrassed.
Yellow eyes had winked in the water.
Lyssa stopped paddling in the intersection and scanned the canals. She was too old for this. But those eyes had called up half-forgotten memories – or fantasies? Yellow eyes. A scaly tail. A feathered face and curious fuzzy nose.
Fantasy. The overactive imagination of a lonely child. Lyssa was past that now.
She bowed her head.
And something splashed behind her.
It jumped into the boat – yellow, curious eyes – and nuzzled into her lap.



Sophie played with monsters.
She told Kent that when he came to play during the parents meeting, and he said that his brother said that monsters aren’t real. But his brother was wrong then, because but they ARE. REAL.
Sophie told Kent that, but he said no, his brother is ALWAYS right.
Sophie didn’t want to play with Kent after that. Which is why it was okay to be in time-out for yelling. Kent was stupid anyway. Sophie WANTED to be in time out.
Except she yelled that, too, and kicked at the bed, which got her in more trouble.
But the really bad part was after the meeting, when she had sat there and calmed down and even said sorry to Kent. Kent left, and Sophie started to get happy again, because time-out was over and there were extra peanut-butter cookies from the adults. But then the parents had said no, don’t go outside yet, sit here and we can talk while you eat your cookie.
Then they said that monsters weren’t really real.
Sophie took her cookie and ran outside after that. She sat on the dock by the canal and cried.
Yellow and Yellow Two came first, sitting by her with their stripy feet and looking at her with big eyes.
Big Tooth nuzzled her with his fuzzy head.
The fish monsters poked their heads out of the water and waited.
Finally, Sophie slowed down her crying and broke up her cookie to share.
She played with her monsters till the sun went down.


Mattie wrote for monsters.
She sat backstage, because she did scene changes for the play, and wrote the story in her head.
She had been sitting on a tall stool, reading a book while the main swordfight scene went on. It was a long scene about an evil dragon. The book she was reading was about an invasion of alien lizards.
That was when Mattie thought – what if there were good monsters?
Mattie imagined the story. The sword-woman in her cloak – the sword-woman was Mattie, now – would be fighting an evil dragon with red scales and dirty teeth. She would be fighting bravely, but then she would trip and fall.
And that was when the good monsters would come.
They would be green and scaly, with yellow glowing eyes, and they would climb over the dragon and attack it with their teeth.
Mattie could imagine them the clearest. After the monsters had helped Mattie the sword-woman to kill the dragon and save a couple mountain towns from total destruction, they would stay with her for a while.
Their skin was rough and scaly, but they had round, curious eyes, and they would never hurt her.
Making up the monsters felt more and more like remembering them.




Anna fished for monsters.
Her mom said not to go too close to the canals, but Anna was older now. Old enough to finish school, soon. Old enough to know that her grandma’s old stories, of green, scaly monsters who liked peanuts, were just stories. Old enough to know that the canals were dangerous now.
But Anna still wondered.
So she covered a hook in peanut butter and snuck out to Old Town. There used to be restaurants here, but now they were musty old gift shops.
Behind one was a canal intersection, with an almost-drowned canal light in the center.
Anna swam to the light with her fishing pole and climbed up. She dangled the hook into the water.
Anna imagined her grandmother here, years ago, in a wooden gondola. The water was probably lower then.
Anna wondered if she should be scared. Probably not. If there were still monsters here, they would be out at night, like in Grandma’s stories. Her mind wandered as she sat there in the sun.
She heard a quiet splash and looked down.
Her fishing line jerked, and her pole flew out of her hands and disappeared.
She thought she heard a gulp, muffled by the water.
A yellow eye the size of a plate emerged from the surface.
It winked.


Janika lived with monsters.
Some people worshipped them. When an ocean-lizard raised its great head, they prayed to it. When a rumble-hill opened a grassy eye, they sang special songs.
Some people feared them. Janika’s grandparents built their house on a stone plateau, far from rumble-hills and pesky earth-diggers.
But Janika thought the monsters were just animals, like dogs or parrots. Like all of God’s creatures, just – bigger.
She didn’t worship them. You don’t worship dogs, you worship God for giving them to you.
She didn’t fear them, either. The rumble-hills were huge, yes, but they never crushed anyone. They just looked at you patiently, and if they moved that did it at the pace of a snail.
She’d even seen an ocean-lizard, once. She had gone to the docks with other tourists to throw peanut-packages into the water, and it ate her package and winked a giant yellow eye. Her little brother squealed and hid behind her leg, but Janika thought it was a friendly wink. She read stories about when the monsters had been smaller, and they never hurt people then. They played with children.
That was why Janika decided that when she grew up, she would live on a rumble-hill.
One hill, in particular. It stayed close to Janika’s house, in a little valley across the road. She named it Grain, for the wheat that sometimes grew on it. She built herself a swing on Grain’s tree, and when she played on him, his deep rumbles sounded happy.
Janika’s friends said she was crazy, but she just smiled and read her stories of monsters.

Thursday, June 29, 2017

The Steam Punk Wizard of Oz

I've never actually done a legit advertisement before.  As in, none boy-friend-seeking.  Today marks my first post of a real honest advertisement.




  The Steam Punk Wizard of Oz

This Saturday, July 1st, at 3:00pm.  Doors open at 2:30pm.
Admission is free!
At the Nazarene Church in Woodland Park 
Staring the Captain America/the Pizza Angle as Dorothy, I as the Scare Crow, And Squimp as everyone else.........Almost everyone else....And many other fantastic actors!!!
There will be donation tables with snacks, desserts and refreshments.  All donations will go to the local Food Pantry.
Contact me or leave a comment if you have any questions.


"You will come."















Monday, June 26, 2017

The Wait

The Wait 


Call it crumbling 
Call it lust 
Our lives are tumbling
Are we not dust?

Is it time for me
To stop having fun?
Do my friends really care?
Are the good days done?

When the affection fades,
Am I alone?
Did I dance the masquerade,
So my feelings never shown?

A cross on a chain,
And church once a week,
To mask our pain,
Though it's not God we seek.

Give me an answer!
Where is my life?
Being eaten by cancer.
Chipped away by a knife.

Why the temptation?
Am I a human mistake?
You promised salvation,
Then why do I feel so fake?

You've given me passion,
But why not success?
I'm tired of waiting.
I'm done with this mess.

Stop.
Look around.
Turn away from the mirror.
See.
Hear the sound,
Of the hope that's coming nearer.

I never left you.
I never forgot.
My love for you is deeper
Then you have ever sought.

You can't have dark
Without the light.
You can't have ugly
Without the right.

The night is fading,
The dark wont last.
There's beauty in the waiting.
I'm here.  Hold on fast.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0NOxf4uaZI
(NF, Oh Lord)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc7orBfhEmk
(John Waller, While I'm Waiting)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUWbmtbzDno
(Casting Crowns, Praise You in this Storm)















Sunday, June 18, 2017

Dear Loki, From Your Human...

Dear Loki,

Hi.  It's me.
At the end of things, for some reason it seems timely to go back to the beginning.   So here we go.
Honestly the thought of getting another cat wasn't as happy a feeling as it should have been, so soon after my dear Mulligan left the building.  I didn't happen to be in a very cheerful state of mind to begin with.  
Mom and I walked in surrounded by fluffy-frue-frue-kittens, performing their normal fluffy-frue-frue-kittenish routines.  Stumbling around on tiny, stubby little kitten legs, squeaking their high pitched mews, snuggle each other, etc.
Not you.

You weren't a fluffy-frue-frue-good feeling kitten.  You were skinny and gray, with green eyes too big for your triangle face.  When I walked in, it was as if something inside of you snapped.  You screamed at me.  I'm not sure how many people have been screamed at by a cat.  It was as if you were on a caffeine high.  As if your life was at stake.  And it might have been. You banged your head against the gate, reached through the bars as far as your skinny little teen-aged-kitten arms could extend, your toes separated.  The innocent kitten below your cage mewed at me, and you reached under and smacked him in the face with your paw.
And I fell helplessly in love with you.

But Mom and I considered another kitten before you.  Sorry to hurt your feelings, but to put quite frankly, he was much cuter then you.  I watched the personality-less ball of kitten stumble aimlessly about the room.  I watched him with equal blankness.   And I could still hear you screaming form the other room.
It broke me.
I asked if we could check you out.  Mom mentioned your being a little older then what she was hoping for, but agreed. You were freed from your cage.  It was like the scene in West Side Story when the two love interests see each other.  Only more hyper, and we didn't start singing.
Mom was on the phone in the other room.
Mom:  "Yes, I think we found a kitten.  She's a little fluffy white kitten..."
*Mom looks through the window at me and you, clinging to each other and staring at her wide eyed.*
Mom:  "...Okay never mind I think we're getting a different one..."













The next day we took you home.
We named you Loki.
Me and Loki's Band Photo

You got settled in.  Ate food.  You grew large and squishy.  You became so calm and chill that we started calling you 'Low-key'.  (Pun intended)  We could dance with you about the house, carrying you like a baby and spinning you around, and you wouldn't care.  You'd just stare at us with half closed eyes, blinking slowly.  Your silence spoke all the sarcasm for you.
Then we brought your little punk brat baby brother home.
Wallace (The Flame/Wonder Boy)

Loki:  "Really?"

Loki Pretending Not to Enjoy This 

God has funny methods of answering one's prayers.  God gave me you to help drag me from my emotional, nightmare-ish like state.   You were there for me.  Like a friend.  Can cat's be friends?  Maybe for Disney princesses.  Or over emotional little girls in the basement.  
Thank you for helping me feel less lonely.  Thank you for being my little friend.  Thank you for letting me hug you like a teddy bear throughout the night and talk to you like a journal.  Thank you for loving bubbles so much.  I kept a container of bubbles by my bed just for you, just because I loved seeing you catch them.

I remember our last conversation.  You had been getting outside more.  We couldn't keep you inside.  At this time in the day, you laid in your favorite spot on your tower, the highest point, and I came up to you and gave you hugs and kisses, stroking your now dusty, gritty fur.  As I pet you I realized you had gotten much skinnier.  It almost made me sad.  Then I just stood there.  Petting you and talking to you for a long time. I asked you why you had to like the out doors so much.  I told you how much I loved you, how much I needed you, and that we made a pretty great team.

Then you disappeared.  I felt sick.  Wallace wondered about the house with me, mewing, rubbing against my feet where ever I went.  I know he can seem like a heartless little punk, but you know he loves you.  

After having to say goodbye to some very dear friends, I returned home to find out I had yet another friend I had to say goodbye to.  You were killed.  My family found you and buried you while I was gone.  
I still think I didn't get enough time with you.  It was too short.  I'm wrong.  It was perfect.  God gave us the perfect time.  And he even let us say good bye to each other.  I couldn't ask for more.
I went to your grave this evening, in the back the forest.  It's summer now, which is perfect because I got to pick you some flowers on the way.  I sang a few parting songs.  And blew bubbles for you.
Loki, you're beautiful and perfect, and  love you so much.


Your friend the human, 
Dr. Elemis Pott 

Songs to Loki:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8ir8rVl2Z4
(Last Goodbye)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
(When I see you Again)