Hello! My Name is Doctor Elemis Pott. You must be the reader. Well, I've never had a blog before but we'll see how it goes. Have a seat, make your self comfortable. Oh, and here's a cup of tea.
*Hands you a cup of coffee*
Well let me see. There are some things you should be warned about before being a reader on this blog. You would't just pop your head into a blue box with a mad man driving it would you? Not unless you knew that mad man was an alien time lord who's saved the world a few million times, then you would probably jump into the box and beg the man to take you with him.
So here's a little about me. When first seeing me you might think, "Oh lookie, a short person. Boy, she talks a lot." Sort of like when we see a man driving a blue box, you might think he's mad. You'd be right. I'm a short, green-food-hating, sugar-loving, coffee-drinking, fiddle-playing, actress-writer-fan-girl with a large family that consists of some more green-food-hating sugar-loving coffee-drinking people.
What to expect when reading this blog: Run on sentences. I have bad grammar and spelling. And I'm not just being polite. If you can't stand the sight of missuses English and shameful spelling, read this blog with MAJOR patients. Poems. I write lots of them. perhaps a comic or two. I'm a cartoonist. And as indicated in the fist section of this post, plenty of fan-girling and movie/book reports.
What to not expect when reading this blog: A cup of tea. Coffee is what you'll get. And every now and then a 'swamp water' which is a mix between every kind of soda. Its delicious, try it.
